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Dandruff!
I really enjoyed this episode. But then I enjoyed "Huggy Bear and the Turkey," too, so maybe I just like them being silly.
AND GAY. Though by now that almost goes without saying.
Never one to leave a point unbelabored, however, I felt the need to picspam.
Hutch goes undercover as Marlene, the most lisping, effete-mannered, gay hairdresser ever.
Starsky goes undercover as Tyrone, also a hairdresser.
He has a ladder and a truly atrocious "French" accent.
I LOVE the ladder. It totally makes Tyrone's character.
Marlene and Tyrone work closely together.
They also engage in foreplay with like 4 different girls each in one episode. That's got to be some kind of record. Especially for Marlene who is obviously gay.
My favorite was the twins. Because really. Twins.
If they have a foursome with twins they might as well be having sex with each other.
And omg the salon employee in the background!
Here is Tyrone about to go down on this woman. I mean--give her a pedicure.
I never realized that "hotel beauty salon employee" meant "male prostitute," but that's certainly how the women making these "private appointments" are treating them.
And this is the third time this has happened now--Hutch goes undercover as a wimpy, weak-seeming man, Hutch gets raped by a woman, has to fuck for justice, etc.
It's kind of skeezy, yeah, but I sorta enjoy how outrageous and wrong it is, and how Hutch still manages to be hot while playing the slutty Catholic schoolgirl who says no but kind of means yes. It's unclear whether he does fall sway to their charms or whether he just lets them fuck him to Protect His Cover. Hm, I wonder who was the force behind this repeated motif. It would be even more skeezy if it were David Soul.
"You don't object to aggressive women, do you?" asks Vivian as she undresses him.
"Oh no, of course not," Marlene lisps with a nervous giggle, "as long as they're gentle!"
A man appears from the next room. Vivian seems unconcerned.
"Who's the fussy guy?"
"I'm Mr. Marlene, from the beauty salon downstairs." Then he goes into camp overdrive, maybe trying to look harmless in case the guy is the jealous type.
"Uh, treatment, split ends, I have to condition and set it..."
The guy walks away laughing hysterically at his wife/girlfriend? having sex with a gay hairdresser.
"Who's my baby boy?"
Aaaand let the raping begin!
It's hard to hear through all the nervous giggles, but it sounds like he's saying, "Vivian! No, no... I'm...I know I'll get very upset!"
***
And Starsky's "accent" isn't fooling anyone.
STARSKY: (outrageous Tyrone accent) Just een case! What eef we get one of our OWN GAYS--
SECURITY CHIEF: Gays?
HUTCH: Guys.
STARSKY: A GAY to impersonate a GUY who BUYS.
(Of course the gay they get is Huggy.)
I love how Hutch/DS is trying to keep from laughing when Starsky says all this.
***
Also the cigars. Kind of mild innuendo, but I thought it was cute.
DOBEY: Scotland Yard says these are the only cigars the Baron smokes. I want you to get to know them, smoke them, eat them, chew them, stick them in your pocket, I don't care what you do with them.
And... are they wearing anything under those blankets?
AND GAY. Though by now that almost goes without saying.
Never one to leave a point unbelabored, however, I felt the need to picspam.
Hutch goes undercover as Marlene, the most lisping, effete-mannered, gay hairdresser ever.
Starsky goes undercover as Tyrone, also a hairdresser.
He has a ladder and a truly atrocious "French" accent.
I LOVE the ladder. It totally makes Tyrone's character.
Marlene and Tyrone work closely together.
They also engage in foreplay with like 4 different girls each in one episode. That's got to be some kind of record. Especially for Marlene who is obviously gay.
My favorite was the twins. Because really. Twins.
If they have a foursome with twins they might as well be having sex with each other.
And omg the salon employee in the background!
Here is Tyrone about to go down on this woman. I mean--give her a pedicure.
I never realized that "hotel beauty salon employee" meant "male prostitute," but that's certainly how the women making these "private appointments" are treating them.
And this is the third time this has happened now--Hutch goes undercover as a wimpy, weak-seeming man, Hutch gets raped by a woman, has to fuck for justice, etc.
It's kind of skeezy, yeah, but I sorta enjoy how outrageous and wrong it is, and how Hutch still manages to be hot while playing the slutty Catholic schoolgirl who says no but kind of means yes. It's unclear whether he does fall sway to their charms or whether he just lets them fuck him to Protect His Cover. Hm, I wonder who was the force behind this repeated motif. It would be even more skeezy if it were David Soul.
"You don't object to aggressive women, do you?" asks Vivian as she undresses him.
"Oh no, of course not," Marlene lisps with a nervous giggle, "as long as they're gentle!"
A man appears from the next room. Vivian seems unconcerned.
"Who's the fussy guy?"
"I'm Mr. Marlene, from the beauty salon downstairs." Then he goes into camp overdrive, maybe trying to look harmless in case the guy is the jealous type.
"Uh, treatment, split ends, I have to condition and set it..."
The guy walks away laughing hysterically at his wife/girlfriend? having sex with a gay hairdresser.
"Who's my baby boy?"
Aaaand let the raping begin!
It's hard to hear through all the nervous giggles, but it sounds like he's saying, "Vivian! No, no... I'm...I know I'll get very upset!"
***
And Starsky's "accent" isn't fooling anyone.
STARSKY: (outrageous Tyrone accent) Just een case! What eef we get one of our OWN GAYS--
SECURITY CHIEF: Gays?
HUTCH: Guys.
STARSKY: A GAY to impersonate a GUY who BUYS.
(Of course the gay they get is Huggy.)
I love how Hutch/DS is trying to keep from laughing when Starsky says all this.
***
Also the cigars. Kind of mild innuendo, but I thought it was cute.
DOBEY: Scotland Yard says these are the only cigars the Baron smokes. I want you to get to know them, smoke them, eat them, chew them, stick them in your pocket, I don't care what you do with them.
And... are they wearing anything under those blankets?
Re: No, it is MY ladder!
Back to "The Baron" who takes off his hat to wipe the brow band and we
see that he's got the diamonds stuffed in his hat. Back on his head it
goes as he flags to an approaching patrol car, giving the uniform who
knows what kind of direction before taking the car himself. The boys
have the pouch, which contains the bug and nothing else. They're happy
that the bug worked, but Dobey's running up to them (yes, running) and
he's more concerned with where the diamonds are. He wants answers and
he wants them now, so Hutch delivers one of my favorite lines: "Here
come the prince, here come the prince." (Laugh-in fans will recognize
the take-off) And the prince brought gifts, namely the diamonds. You
see, Huggy's sticky fingers are an asset to them all.
And finally we get to the tag, the lovely tag. Hutch is under the hair
dryer-sunglasses on, holster, and in his pretty blue shirt, which will
make a reappearance in Starsky's Brother), filing the fingernails of
one Ms. Zuckerman's right hand. Starsky's on the left, an almost
mirror image of his partner—under the hair dryer, sunglasses on,
holster, red shirt which will reappear in Starsky's Brother, and
filing Ms. Zuckerman's left hand. She starts off on a speech about
patriotism and the little guy. The boys are trying to fight her to sit
back down because it's kinda hard to file her nails when she's pulling
away. Mr. Tyrone asks her to simply blow out the candle on the cake
in front of her. She complies just as Dobey comes in, ranting again.
Dobey: "Why aren't you back at the office?"
Mr. Tyrone: "Because, we are here."
Obviousness, a good trait to have. Dobey delivers a present, which Ms.
Zuckerman snatches up. It's two cigars, which are distributed to the
boys (proving Starsky is very well skilled in having such things in
his mouth), along with a note. It's from "The Baron" who has once
again gotten the last word. Puff puff on those cigars until the next
time they meet again.
And my Dandruff vid (I Feel Pretty) can be found here: http://www.dream-somehow.com/nightside/downloads.htm
Re: No, it is MY ladder!