Sometimes I really do think he's a time traveller from the Taisho Era.

Koichi doesn't know what an ATM is.

( I just. What? )

ETA: LOL at the Nakai/Kusanagi kiss in SMAPxSMAP. Was that scripted?? It *seems* like it was. Was it broadcast? Hee, I think Nakai!girls are my favorite of all the SMAP girls. Nakai!girls are just so adorable.