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fenlings ([personal profile] fenlings) wrote2006-09-18 06:05 pm
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Starskylicious

Since school's started, I've been busy corrupting fragile young minds. But I have been watching S&H, though my 3rd and 4th seasons are kind of spotty.

::kicks emule::

::emule kicks back::

And thanks to [livejournal.com profile] otakucat2, now whenever I cheer on my downloads I say COME ON! COME ON TOSHI!

But! I have achieved:


Starsky's Brother

Starsky loves his brother.



A lot.



But his brother is a criminal and makes Starsky look like this.



I'm sort of DEEPLY IN LOVE with Starsky. So no one should hurt him. Bad brother.

[livejournal.com profile] paranoid_ninja said today that the song "Pretty When You Cry" reminded him of me. Like it's something I would say. Okay it's true that Starsky hurts VERY PRETTILY. So maybe I can just hate people who hurt him and still enjoy the pretty.

Anyway, the only thing I like about Nicky is that he's curvy.





Like his brother.







And then there was Black and Blue.

Hutch gets shot and Starsky comforts him.



And Starsky meets this wonderful old woman at the hospital. And then he is BEAUTIFUL and so is she and I LOVE HIM and it almost made me cry.









But then after waiting anxiously at the hospital, Starsky proceeds to act like an asshole to Hutch the rest of the episode. He's assigned a new partner, a hot ass-kicking black chick. And he starts calling her his partner to Hutch's face. Maybe because Starsky and she "watch a late night special together". I guess that's 70s for FUCKING.

When she's trying to prove that she can do the job, she wrestles with him and pins him to the ground.

STARSKY: Let me up or I'll bust your ribs.

HOT ASS-KICKING BLACK CHICK: Say please or I'll break your vertebrae.



STARSKY: ...please.



And that was, uh, EXTREMELY HOT. (Maybe [livejournal.com profile] paranoid_ninja has a point.) Even if Starsky is cheating on Hutch with another partner.


So Starsky and his new partner get caught by bad guys and tied up, and Hutch has to rescue them with his bullet-ventilated shoulder. (Who's the better partner now, huh?)

Then afterward, in Dobey's office, Starsky and she say goodbye.

They gaze into each other's eyes for so long that Hutch actually *pops his little head between them* (omg so adorably jealous!) to ask:



HUTCH: You don't mind if we leave the room, do you?

DOBEY: You speak for yourself! This is my office, and I want to watch.



ME: AAHHHHHHHHH. There are some things I just *don't want to know* about you, Dobey!

STARSKY (to girl): Whaddya gonna do?

And then the image freezes and the credits come up.

So that means they kiss right there? In front of Hutch's face and Dobey's perverted eyes? I GUESS?



Look at Hutch. God, he wants to MURDER HER.


I remember when [livejournal.com profile] jekesta was talking about these episodes, and there was talk of Starsky in a nurse's uniform, and then like yesterday I saw the Mad Magazine where they made them be gay and put Starsky in a female nurse uniform while Hutch was in the hospital. HEEE!


The Jeremiah vid is coming along, closer to finished. VIDDING IS HARD YO. Now I remember why I just have lots of ideas and only vid in my head. IN MY HEAD IT'S BEAUTIFUL.



Oh yeah, and does anyone know how to get rid of the *extremely annoying* NEW lj bar?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-09-18 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
starsky love! i love the starsky love! and really, what's not to love about a man prepared to lie about on the floor like that? (on close inspection he does seem to have underwear on. sadly. but it's pretty low-slung...)

late s&h makes me sad, though, because you're right. they are MEAN to each other (and, the tache? eww.)