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So yeah. I was watching Regenesis lately.

My reaction was basically:

OMG DAVID SANDSTROM IS SO HOT I WANT TO HAVE HIS SCRUFFY SCIENTIST BABIES!

(Oh yeah, and AIDS is bad. Also never go to Africa. Between AIDS and the mysterious AFRICA-SPECIFIC evil parasites and diseases THANKS JOHN, I'm staying *far away*.)

On other characters I would find sweat stains distasteful, but I *love* them on David, and how scruffy and unshaven and dirty he looks. I love his snark. I love his mind. I love his hands. I love when he's drunk and debauched and self-destructive. I love when he's in pain and bloody. I love his arrogance and I love that most of the time it's justified. I love his seeming amorality and sudden attacks of conscience. I love that he fucks up hugely and then runs away. I love that he still limps a little bit in second season. I love that he has no life outside of work and totally separates sex from love. I love that the NORBAC crew is his posse, almost his vassals when he goes off on crazy quests and they trust him enough to follow. I love that Ellen Page is his daughter and Hugh Dillon is his dead best friend hockey player. (Hah, Bruce McDonald just directed an ep too.) I love that the show *gives* him to us dirty and hurting and frequently totally naked. Yay fanservice. I kind of really want him to be imprisoned somewhere horrible for awhile and then have post-traumatic stress disorder and start drinking or having nightmares or something. Yes.

I love how he loves Bob and how much Bob loves him. Hm, it's interesting to compare Bob and David's degrees and methods of social isolation and dysfunction. I love how David takes care of Bob and is careful of his feelings. I love how they cuddle and are totally adorable. Though I don't think that a romantic relationship between them could work with them as equals. (But, huh, a threesome with David, Bob, and Jill - now *that* might work...)

And I used to feel guilty about reading J-Rock fic...

Man, I remember when I used to have RPS lines. I think Callum broke them. Remember when he burned away everyone's squick?

Hm, I blame Canada, because Canada's actors are so incestuous they might as well all be living in a big dorm (coughWilbyWonderfulcough) and be on a sitcom. An RPF sitcom. And they're all so quirky and appealing. Also, Martha needs to have more sex with Paul onscreen. Because I decree it.

::brandishes scepter::

::rewatches Slings and Arrows::

You know, I think it's because I want her to be so totally unimpressed by Paul's prettiness and movie star sex appeal. (Paul, honey, I wash your socks.) And just use him to fulfill whatever sexual need she has at the moment and leave him wrung out on the bed.

Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.

I've started watching The OC again because wistful_fever said it was good again. It's really not.

When Ryan is *in pain*, when he is on the outside looking in, when he is continually doubting his own self-worth and pathetically grateful for every scrap of affection but too proud to show it, when he is *bleeding* and raging and furiously hopeless. That's when it will be good. That's what made the first season good. Then they went back there for the second season premiere and got my hopes all up only to crush them with the pile of UTTER CRAP that was second season. Not that I watched much of it.

But I decided to start again with the ep where Ryan puts up the punching bag (307) because the description sounded hot. And yes, that was like ten episodes ago and those 90 seconds of punching bag are STILL THE BEST SCENE so far. God. (Although Marissa's sex with Volchok came close. The way it was shot - wow. Hot.)

And okay, the show has done well with the Seth angst at least, I'll give them that. His CUTECUTEADORABLE barmitzvah video with little dorky Seth like little Lex when none of the kids came to his party.

But let's face it: I'm here for Ryan.

Although I do adore Summer and Seth and their relationship. I love how real they are and their snark and snuggling. (Although CHRIST if ONE MORE PERSON on that show mispronounces "yakuza" I am going to choke a bitch. It not yaKUza or yaKYUza. It is YAkuza. YAkuza! (Like poor "ShiZUka" Arakawa. A name that means quiet (SHIzuka) made to sound like baZOOka.) U-syllables are UNSTRESSED OMFG. And I don't buy that Seth is such a BIG FAN and doesn't know how to PRONOUNCE THE GENRE NAME. JESUS.) Ahem. < /rant >

But seriously, comparing Sethummer to Ryan and Marissa, it's painful how Ryan and Marissa fall short. As a viewer I can always feel Seth and Summer's connection. I can feel that they care about each other. Ryan and Marissa, the epic, tragic romance - I mean, they set the relationship up for us to expect some Heathcliff/Cathy depth of connection here, and it's not even measuring up to *Sethummer*. Ryan and Marissa had more of a connection back in first season when they weren't going out than now when they are. They never touch each other, never talk to each other, never tease each other. It's like they're strangers. It's *weird*. First season I totally believed in them, mostly because I'm a sucker for the rich girl/poor boy archetype (I BLAME YOU JOHN HUGHES.). Now I'm just REALLY TIRED of these bland pod people, their lame, repetitive, self-indulgent drama, and the ANNOYINGLY CONTRIVED plot-device characters that appear just to threaten their relationship.

Also Sandy and Kirsten! Yay with the good marriage. But WTF is Kirsten still doing UNEMPLOYED?? The original career woman? She is *sober* now. *She* should be running her father's business, not allowing Sandy to compromise his ethics (HI WHAT THE HELL SANDY. STRIPPERS???) Even if there's some plot point I missed that precludes her running the Newport Group, she should be doing something more challenging than *catering* or a *dating service*. I REALLY REALLY LIKED the power dynamic between them first season, and having Kirsten become a Newpsie housewife just RANKLES.

Also not to be shallow (HAHA ON THE OC) but Ryan is *not as hot* now. His hair is *shorter* and his nose is *bigger* and just - ::waves hand::


But hey, this show is always good for the MOMENTS OF UTTER GAY.

-Seth *rolling around* in Ryan's empty bed omgwtf while talking phonesex to him on the phone.

-Marissa and Summer sleeping in the same bed. For months.

-This whole exchange, which proves Summer's awesomeness:

Ryan: So we'll be in Northern California, you'll be in Rhode Island. (Marissa touches Ryan’s arm)

Summer: Uh-oh, you and Seth are gonna have'ta do the long distance thing, you better not cheat on each other!

Ryan: Yeah that’s college, things happen.

Seth: (to Ryan) Are you questioning your sexuality?

Ryan: No, you could see how -

Summer: Have some toes. (wiggles her bare toes at Marissa)


-And then, just last episode, Seth perving on Volchok:

Summer: What does she see in that guy? He's so dirty and greasy.

Seth: He's got good abs. Women like abs. I've got a sixpack myself. I know.

Summer: Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.

Seth: Oh. Well listen, let's just not tell anybody anything.

Summer: Alright. Heads down, lips sealed, smooth sailing.

Seth: He's also got really defined triceps. I like that.


O.O    Just, they had totally moved on and he *jumps right in there* again with the physical appreciation of Surf Nazi. "Hey, girlfriend-mine, I like defined triceps on boys!" And Summer's all cool with it, whatever. I love him and Summer SO MUCH sometimes. Mainly because I suspect they come off so much better in comparison to the other characters.