Wow those drama kisses are more effective than I thought.

( LOL Tsuyoshi. )

I guess all that weight fluctuation is just him HIDING HIS PREGNANCIES then. (Maybe that recent Donnamonya confession that he was a secret woman was true hahaha.)

I wish I knew who wrote the text for those magazine picture manips, like this one and the one usami_chan posted recently. Because LOL. What kind of fangirls do they have on staff?