fenlings | UNDISCOVERED (Reply)

I watched Warren Peace's new movie Undiscovered!

YAY!

It was a bad film, yes. And the romantic "plot" was laughable. But I really enjoyed it! I laughed out loud and loved characters and yes. It was fun! And interestingly-shot. Unlike, oh, another Really Really bad film I watched recently "Wedding Date," which took a potentially good character and ruined him and made no use of him and made me want to throw things at the film yes it made me angry so.

So while watching Undiscovered, I took many screencaps. And I will inflict them ALL UPON YOU MWAHAHAHA!

This is Luke Falcon. (Yes, that's really his name.) Our Hero. He is trying to make it as a musician in LA. By walking dogs, obviously.

Look, look! You can still see his Warren Peace red streaks! I love his little not-bun. It's really a doubled-over ponytail, which is so teenage girl. Yay.

Insert obligatory "Who is John Galt?" reference here. Heh, that phrase and "If you go to Z'ha'dum you will die!" are what I used to grafitti in random public areas. I'm such a dork. Oh, and BTW it looks like this John Galt *is* a mystery - this film is his only IMDB credit.

Luke has a skateboarding dog (LOVE!) that sleeps in his bed and he talks to like a girlfriend. The director totally did a lame fake out where Luke talks to this lump under the covers which is so obviously not a girlfriend, but we're supposed to think it is and then it's a dog OMG SURPRISE FUNNY. Not.

This is his pretty little face singing. There will be a lot of this kind of screencap.

This is Luke's brother, Euan. Euan is also a world-traveling, busking musician, and is much cooler than Luke. See him sit in Luke's lap at a table full of girls.

This is the girl Luke is interested in, Brier. She's a model trying to become an actress. Her agent is Carrie Fisher, who's character's name is actually "Carrie," and who is kind of embarrassing. Brier and Luke had this totally lame "connection" on a subway train two years ago in NY (It was like that Dentine Ice commercial - I'm serious) and now they are IN LOVE and so totally MFEO. But she has had a bad experience with a cheating rock star boyfriend and is turning him down here. They will be JUST FRIENDS OK? Poor boy.

Here he asks Brier if she is going out with Ashlee Simpson, who plays the girl she met in acting class. She says she's not, but she still wants to be JUST FRIENDS with him.

No really, just friends. Stop being so pretty.

So eventually a record label (Tantra) notices Luke and wants to sign him. Chuck from Early Edition is the agent dude.

To convince him to sign the contract, Chuck pulls down his pants.

CHUCK: Look I wouldn't be on edge like this if I and everyone else at Tantra didn't have such a gigantic *hard-on* for you, kid! And I don't get hard for just anyone.