Even their Voodoo dolls are gay.
Jul. 15th, 2006 04:07 pmLet's just put it out there: Starsky and Hutch is the gayest show on earth. I'm sorry, Jim and Blair, you LOSE.
Don't believe me?
I mean, maybe everyone else already knew, but I'm just discovering it and it's *shocking* to me just how slashy it is when I know how popular it was and how long ago it was made. (see bloopers)
It's just full of hotness. Hot people having hot sex all the time. Infinite hotness in infitite combinations. You get the idea.
I just saw Hutch sing. I'm all melty. Help. ::slides into new fandom::
Just the third season credits are gayer than entire *episodes* of Queer as Folk.

Feeding each other food.

Dancing.




Dress up. Ahem.

Then there's that whole romantic comedy "falling into each other's arms" thing.


And *this* is where they end the credits, with a freeze on this image. (I've noticed that they like to end episodes at the gayest parts, too.)
I can't even get into the actual episodes. That's too much gay even for me.
But here are a few from the Voodoo ep, part two.


Some of the aforementioned hotness, after they reenact the From Here to Eternity surf scene.
And then I thought this was hilarious. The voodoo priest dude is trying to control their minds, and so he takes the Starsky and Hutch dolls he made, and he keeps *humping* them together. Hee. He just keeps doing it.

Don't believe me?
I mean, maybe everyone else already knew, but I'm just discovering it and it's *shocking* to me just how slashy it is when I know how popular it was and how long ago it was made. (see bloopers)
It's just full of hotness. Hot people having hot sex all the time. Infinite hotness in infitite combinations. You get the idea.
I just saw Hutch sing. I'm all melty. Help. ::slides into new fandom::
Just the third season credits are gayer than entire *episodes* of Queer as Folk.

Feeding each other food.

Dancing.




Dress up. Ahem.

Then there's that whole romantic comedy "falling into each other's arms" thing.


And *this* is where they end the credits, with a freeze on this image. (I've noticed that they like to end episodes at the gayest parts, too.)
I can't even get into the actual episodes. That's too much gay even for me.
But here are a few from the Voodoo ep, part two.


Some of the aforementioned hotness, after they reenact the From Here to Eternity surf scene.
And then I thought this was hilarious. The voodoo priest dude is trying to control their minds, and so he takes the Starsky and Hutch dolls he made, and he keeps *humping* them together. Hee. He just keeps doing it.

Papa Theodore
Date: 2006-07-15 01:13 pm (UTC)Re: Papa Theodore
Date: 2006-07-15 03:13 pm (UTC)I know, right? It's like X-rated dolls!
Re: Papa Theodore
Date: 2006-07-15 03:37 pm (UTC)Re: Papa Theodore
Date: 2006-07-16 10:06 pm (UTC)Beautiful! This is all, so beautiful.
Re: Papa Theodore
Date: 2006-07-17 12:30 pm (UTC)