I love Tobias. A lot.
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fenlingsI was just thinking that Warren Peace looks a lot like Tobias from the Animorphs TV.
Mmm. Leather. I don't care if it's kind of OOC.
Lalala. SO NOT DEAD. Ellimist, you got my back on this, right? You know you've got a thing for Tobias. You bent the cosmic Rules of the Universe or whatever just to give Tobias back his Hotness for no real war-ish reason. Surely you wouldn't deny him his girlfriend and HAPPINESS. That's right, little man. Wave your magic tentacles. ::magics the nasssty canon away::
These pics *really* don't do justice to his Mesmerizing Beauty. God. I actually bought one of those actor biography pamphlet things for Christopher Ralph from an honest-to-god used bookstore just for the pretty pictures.
Christopher Ralph, who played Tobias, also played the trick who broke up Justin and Ethan on QAF.
I was squealing like a raving fangirl when I caught sight of *Tobias* on my gay porn show.
But I loved Tobias with a love that was pure and true long before I saw Animorphs TV. I love both book!Tobias and TV!Tobias. And in my head, book!Tobias looks like River Phoenix from "Running on Empty," which is an excellent film.
See?
Here is Tobias listening to music to drown out his aunt calling him "Toby."
Glasses!Tobias. (He had glasses, right? Yeah, he totally had glasses. Geez, it's been a long time.)
More nekkid, human Tobias. Oooh, this must be Tobias just before hawk!Tobias acquired him.
He takes off his glasses to morph! Back when he still had - you know, a real body. THAT is one thing I have been always extremely curious about: do morphs age? Is Tobias!morph aging his two hours of morph time? Will an ant!morph die of old age in however long ants live naturally? Or a fly or something? And that chick who was pretending to be Tobias's female relation - just demorphing in the bathroom to remorph again - does that mean she had her period after she'd done that for a month? Ach, this canon is fascinating in its scope and creativity, but so frustrating in its gaps and inconsistencies.
Stealth, yeerk-fightin' Tobias. Totally got the messy hair thing going on too.
Tobias climbing through Rachel's window.
TOBIAS: But Rachel, I loff you!
RACHEL: It's me or the bird, Tobias!
Tobias being all wangsty in his grove.
To hawk or not to hawk?
And, finally, taken from "My Own Private Idaho,"
Special Guest-Star Homeless!Tobias. God I loved that Tobias book.
Mmm. Leather. I don't care if it's kind of OOC.
Lalala. SO NOT DEAD. Ellimist, you got my back on this, right? You know you've got a thing for Tobias. You bent the cosmic Rules of the Universe or whatever just to give Tobias back his Hotness for no real war-ish reason. Surely you wouldn't deny him his girlfriend and HAPPINESS. That's right, little man. Wave your magic tentacles. ::magics the nasssty canon away::
These pics *really* don't do justice to his Mesmerizing Beauty. God. I actually bought one of those actor biography pamphlet things for Christopher Ralph from an honest-to-god used bookstore just for the pretty pictures.
Christopher Ralph, who played Tobias, also played the trick who broke up Justin and Ethan on QAF.
I was squealing like a raving fangirl when I caught sight of *Tobias* on my gay porn show.
But I loved Tobias with a love that was pure and true long before I saw Animorphs TV. I love both book!Tobias and TV!Tobias. And in my head, book!Tobias looks like River Phoenix from "Running on Empty," which is an excellent film.
See?
Here is Tobias listening to music to drown out his aunt calling him "Toby."
Glasses!Tobias. (He had glasses, right? Yeah, he totally had glasses. Geez, it's been a long time.)
More nekkid, human Tobias. Oooh, this must be Tobias just before hawk!Tobias acquired him.
He takes off his glasses to morph! Back when he still had - you know, a real body. THAT is one thing I have been always extremely curious about: do morphs age? Is Tobias!morph aging his two hours of morph time? Will an ant!morph die of old age in however long ants live naturally? Or a fly or something? And that chick who was pretending to be Tobias's female relation - just demorphing in the bathroom to remorph again - does that mean she had her period after she'd done that for a month? Ach, this canon is fascinating in its scope and creativity, but so frustrating in its gaps and inconsistencies.
Stealth, yeerk-fightin' Tobias. Totally got the messy hair thing going on too.
Tobias climbing through Rachel's window.
TOBIAS: But Rachel, I loff you!
RACHEL: It's me or the bird, Tobias!
Tobias being all wangsty in his grove.
To hawk or not to hawk?
And, finally, taken from "My Own Private Idaho,"
Special Guest-Star Homeless!Tobias. God I loved that Tobias book.
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Date: 2005-11-23 10:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-24 07:53 am (UTC)He is so angsty and trapped and orphaned and has a noble lineage and is so saaaad and wonderful and he was a nerd who got bullied and his aunt and uncle didn't even notice he was gone and he sacrificed himself for the Cause and then the Ellimist COULD NOT DENY the Tobias love, so gave him back his body and OMG he loves Rachel and she has a sekrit hawk boyfriend and they can have hot sex in her room while he's wearing his hot morphing leotard and they have to be quiet so that her mother and sister don't hear and she has Issues and so does Tobias and and and and he should get what he wants just this one time just this once so he and Rachel are TOGETHER AND HAPPY THE END.
OMG TOBIAS. I THINK I MAY HAVE FANDOM TOURETTES. Just randomly in the middle of normal silences or conversation I'm like OMG TOBIAS! SEX ME UP WITH YOUR HAWK ANGST or I LOVE METHOS! BLUE-FACED LOVE GOD AHOY or WUFEI! 'FEI-BABE, I'LL BE YOUR COLONY NOW! and so on. It's really a problem.
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Date: 2005-11-24 01:17 pm (UTC)