Undiscovered!

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So Luke is recording his new album, but he is all sad and lonely without Brier.


Depression gives him hair like a New Jersey woman.


Maybe he is trying to be artistically tousled?


Apparently big hair is contagious! Luke's brother Euan is part of a fun cover band which dresses in disco garb. But Luke is too famous for him now and blows him off. Bitch.


Luke and his new Brazilian man-eater girlfriend do the rounds of the music social scene.


He is all caught up in his glory.


Meanwhile Brier hangs out with Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee is the one who had reintroduced Brier and Luke originally. She was friends with Luke and had guest-sung on a couple of his songs when he was still small-time. When Brier had inquired whether there were romantic feelings between them, Ashlee said, "That's kinda complicated. He's like a brother to me."

Obviously because she's a lesbian. And now she has feelings for Brier. Here, when Ashlee asks about Brier and Luke's non-relationship, Brier says, "Guys just get in the way. Besides, I have you, don't I?" Wow. I mean, way to take advantage of her and lead her on, Brier. Real nice.


Luke is living the high life but


is SO UNHAPPY with the Brazilian spider-lady.


He's rocking hard, though.






Wheee! He's all happy onstage.


But Luke's newly huge ego and the evol Brazilian girlfriend prompt Euan to move out. (Apparently he was living with Luke. Who knew?) Brier comes to see Luke but sees Euan leaving and helps him pack. They walk down the street while he is carrying a - what, is that a *rainstick*? I love him. So he tries to convince Brier to give Luke a chance.

EUAN: I would go out with the guy! ...If he weren't a guy. And he weren't my brother.

Ah, he makes my 'cesting heart go pitter pat.


The Brazilian girlfriend causes the record company to drop Luke. There is some plotty "reason," but it is just because she's a bitch.


So now Luke has had the shortest music career in history, and no album to show for it. Witness his WTF face.


His Porsche gets towed away and he sits in his room and broods, ignoring Brier's concerned messages. Way mature there, Luke.


Eventually his brother comes to the rescue and gets him out of the house because one of his band members tried to give himself a colonic and Euan needs someone to fill in. I love his band. So Luke remembers that music is fun! And wears a fro.


Luke is shocked and amused when he catches sight of his brother's extremely lickable pink thong.


One of the backup dancers also approves of it, and uses it to reel Euan in for a kiss.


Euan is happy and sexy and carefree and I LOVE HIM.

Up next: Euan leaves an orgy for Luke (true love!), special guest astronauts, and more femmeslash.