Yes, so a little behind the rest of the class...

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Um.

I may have a PROBLEM.

Wow, Korea's taken the whole Japanese boyband fanservice thing and just GONE WITH IT. Beyond EVEN JAPAN. INTO UNMARKED TERRITORIES OF GAY FANSERVICE.

There is the forced fake making out (not that they need to be forced). And the lady who forces them to make out then MOCKS them for getting too into it. So cruel ahaha.

And then there's the little mini drama they make where they decide to play themselves, only GAY. I love how seriously they all treated the idea in the brainstorming session. <3333 Since they were the winning team, they get a famous actress to star in their drama, but do they use her? She barely appears onscreen, to make room for all the GAY MOMENTS between the boys. I just. ::explodes with love:: And as the winning team they also get a convertible to use, and they use it strictly for the purposes of BEING GAY IN. God, it's so wonderful.

Now I'm kind of watching them in Full House where they sleep two boys to each tiny bed. (Haha, I like how that's the foreign homestay girl's first question when she takes the tour of the house: "You sleep... together... ::hand gesture::?") I love how Shiwon and Heechul just leeeeeeeean on and cuddle each other all the time. Shiwon is such a good man--and their dysfunctional relationship is great.

God, I used to have a line! "I just like dramas! I'm not a j-pop addict like glaphix and nightmajik! I don't really read the pop/rock rps!"

Oh, how the easily-pimped have fallen. I swear this time yesterday I was just looking for some IWGP fics...

Comments

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OH YEAH?!

Well... well, you're just stuck between the Scylla of your heater noises preventing sleep and the Charybdis of the cleaning lady preventing you from using the bathroom. WHICH OF US IS MORE PATHETIC?

...

Yeah, maybe don't answer that.

[paranoid-ninja.livejournal.com]

You're just envious of the fact that I HAVE a heater.

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::pictures scary-eyed sleep-deprived John in pee-stained jeans glaring out the window in the general direction of the heater and huddling around his monitor watching Babylon 5 for comfort::

My space heater is working VERY WELL in this weather, Mr. I Like to Flaunt My Central Heating.

[paranoid-ninja.livejournal.com]

Whatever. At least Babylon 5 isn't trashy pseudo-pr0n like a certain KOREAN BOY BAND. I mean, it has TWELVE MEMBERS. That's not a band. It's a CHOIR. Some of them are clearly only there to please things other than your ears.

And I don't think the cleaning lady would appreciate being called Charybdis. She has a name! ...I just don't know what it is.

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Hi, this is my first day of being a... well, fan I guess, and I already know that there are THIRTEEN MEMBERS. Which it says right in the first link.

Some of them are clearly only there to please things other than your ears.
Uh, DUH. Thus the term "boyband" and not "group of musicians". I'm clearly in this for the pretty fanservice.

And I don't think the cleaning lady would appreciate being called Charybdis.
She probably didn't appreciate you sleeping through the painting of her neighborhood houses either.