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[fenlings]

Yay "Unleashed"! Except my copy said "Danny the Dog" and that is the stupidest title ever, because, apart from not being as thematic and multiple-meaning-friendly as "Unleashed," the whole point of the movie is that he's *not* a dog.

But OMG it was so good it was like fanfiction! Seriously, just like fanfiction! Except in fanfiction we would have seen Danny get raped because everyone in fanfiction must be Raped to have Trauma, and then his rescuer would be a more attractive blind piano-tuning widower than Morgan Freeman (even though yay Morgan Freeman!) and there would be Tension between them, and he would have no daughter, or perhaps a very small one. But in all other respects! YAY! And Jet Li is SO GOOD at being my FAVORITE KIND of hidden angsty and he was just SO CUTE AND HUGGABLE WITH HIS TEDDY BEAR OMG and then dangerous and sexy with the collar and it was SO ANGSTY that I almost cried sometimes but then I didn't because I wanted to see the prettiness. Oh, and he was pretty too!

But it seemed kind of OOC for Danny's "Uncle" to beg Danny to kill him. We've never seen any suicidal or self-defeating trend in him before. Quite the opposite. Kind of convenient for Danny's inner struggle, eh?

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[fenlings]

I agree that Morgan Freeman is QUITE BEAUTIFUL on the inside, but not beautiful on the outside enough to do sex with Jet Li in fanfiction. And poor Danny's "Never had a woman" for more than 38 years awwwwww. And he hid behind random things and ran away SO CUTELY!

And the ending was SO HAPPY THAT JET LI CRIED YES OMG HEART!

[jekesta]

And when the woman in the spar was winking at him and he was hiding in Morgan Freeman's jacket and OMG TOO SWEET TOO GOOD TOO SWEET OMG.